Handi-incapable

Why is it always the physically handicapped dudes jaywalking? The guy with the big ass shoe, or the funny legs, or both. They just walk across the west side highway, not giving a fuck, looking at YOU like your the asshole in the relationship! I watched a pimped-out hover-round with a roof!, loud ass stereo!,and a sweet body kit, like fast & furious, with 2 fat ass bitches. 2 fat 2 furious! I say fat bitches cause I couldn’t really tell what they were underneath the fat, they slowly crossed Flatbush Ave and talked shit the whole time.
Another dude with some crazy legs crossed Atlantic Ave in the middle of the night, and if I hit him, the only thing that can happen to him is that the accident resets his fucked up leg straight, meanwhile my piece of shit Daewoo is all fucked up. All I’m really asking for is some kind of reflective tape or paint so I can avoid these fucking crash test dummies!