Halloween

So happy Halloween, but I’m struggling with some of these costumes, if you gotta explain who/what you are your costume is wack!
Then there are all you drunk college kids acting the damn fool, I don’t want to ruin your night but I will punch you directly in the face, pull your costume over your head like a hockey jersey then finish you with a mma flying knee.
But really I hate all those little kids who are all Capt. America! There is only one Capt. America and you are not bullet-proof!