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Shrek happy to see Fionna doing well

3 Aug

Shrek, from the popular movie franchise, has thrown his quite large support behind his wife and princess of Ever After for mayor. Christine Quinn, ahem err, Princess Fionna has been in the front runner in NYC’s mayoral race for months now. But with the news of Shrek, Donkey and all the residents of the popular children’s movie franchise all supporting Fionna for mayor, it’s not too soon, in this reporters eyes, to say it’ll be Mayor Fionna in January.

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UNCANNY!!

School vs. Night School

4 Nov

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There is a big difference between school and night school. Be careful because getting them mixed up is very dangerous; If a chick tells you she’s in school, then she’s young, naive, no kids and single by choice. But if she says she’s in night school, she’s about 38, she’s got 3 of bebe’s kids, a drug problem and an abusive ex-husband!

We all want to be in school but not night school. College during the day is fun, the kids are young, and things are looking up. But when I started taking classes after 5, the whole scene changed, the people are desperate, and tired, and dying a little bit more everyday.

So next time someone tells you their in school, ask them, day school or night school, the answer may save your life!!!

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